01节点2026:台湾的选项(01:四条道路)

01节点2026:台湾的选项(01:四条道路)

Crisis 2026: Taiwan's Options (01: Four Paths)
Let's start by listening to a professor named Shen Yi talking about Taiwan. He said that Taiwan is just a matter of a good beating. Wow! Wow! Professor Shen, you really dare to say that. You really dare to say that, a deadly blow.

And besides, Professor Shen, you are a professor! You are full of sincerity. You don't just kill someone's body, you also destroy their soul. He also said that Taiwan is a colony, and only cowards are left. Anyone with a spirit of resistance would have been killed by the colonizers long ago. Hahahahaha! Professor Shen, you've gone too far. You have done too much. You don't give the Taiwanese people a face. You're not like that crazy Ye. Crazy Ye is always thinking of the Taiwanese people. He always gives the Taiwanese people a face.
Since 2019, Crazy Ye has been trying to persuade Taiwanese to quickly pursue one country, two systems. Time and opportunity are running out. Even now, as always, he is thinking from the Taiwanese perspective. Today, he has pointed out four ways for the Taiwanese. Which four?

One, follow the path taught by the Americans. Do a scorched earth policy, destroy everything. Completely destroy, destroy, destroy. Nobody should get anything.
Second, follow the advice of General Yu Beichen. Taiwan has a famous general named Yu Beichen, right? He said it all. If the People's Liberation Army comes, we'll turn off the GPS, turn off the traffic lights, stop production, and refuse to cooperate. Combine guerrilla warfare with street warfare, resist for a long time, and force the mainland to finally make the best political concessions under the two systems.
Third, outwardly obey, secretly maintain anti-China forces, and wait for the opportunity to rebel fully again. The opportunity will come, 50 years, 100 years, 500 years, it will come.
Fourth, sincerely submit, be a docile citizen, be taken care of, quickly return to normal life, integrate Taiwan with the mainland, and share the glory of the empire together.
Not bad, not bad. This Ye maniac even pointed out four ways. There are still four ways to choose from, unlike you, Professor Shen, who is so stingy and only gives one way. Which one should the Taiwanese choose?

节点2026:台湾的选项(01:四条路)
大家先来听一下一个叫沈逸的教授,他讲台湾的事。他说,台湾嘛,打一顿就好了。哟!哟!沈教授,你敢讲啰。你还真敢讲呢,一击致命的那种哟。
还有还有,沈教授,毕竟是教授啊!一身率真之气。他不仅杀人,他还要诛心呢。他还讲,台湾嘛,殖民地,留下来的都是懦夫。有反抗精神的人,早就被殖民者杀光了。哈哈哈哈!沈教授啊沈教授,你过份了啊,你太过份了啊。你是一丁点面子都不给台湾人留啊。你一点都不像那个叶疯子啊。那个叶疯子,他总是为台湾人在着想的啊。他总是给台湾人留面子的哟。
从2019年开始,叶疯子他就劝台湾人赶紧地追求一国两制。时间机会都不多了啰。到如今,他还是一如既往啊,为台湾人在设身处地的着想呢。今天,他又给台湾人指出4条路来了。哪4条呢?
一、按美国人教的路走呀。搞焦土政策,玉石俱焚。彻底打烂,打烂,打烂。要不得大家都得不到。
第二按于北辰将军讲的办法。台湾不是有一个著名的将军,叫于北辰的嘛。他讲了嘛。你解放军要来,你来了,我们就关GPS,关交通灯,不生产,不配合。游击战和巷战结合,长期反抗,迫使你大陆最终出让最佳的两制政治优惠。
三、表面服从,暗地里保存反中力量,等待时机再次全面反叛,时机嘛,总会有的嘛,伍拾年,一百年,伍佰年,总归会有的嘛。
四、真心归顺,做顺民,得照顾,快速回归正常民生,将台湾与大陆合为一体,共同分享帝国荣耀。
不错不错,这个叶疯子,还给指出四条路。还有四条路可选,不像你沈教授那么小气,就给一条路。可是,台湾人该怎么选呢?

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